December 6 - The title says it all. I am GIDDY. Read on:
I recently obtained a web program that renders stats regarding how many people are visiting this column, and how they're finding their way here. It never says "WHO" is coming, so don't worry, fair reader: your anonymity is safe, continue squirreling looks at my prose while working your competitive salaried with benefits day job. You can't be found. As far asnumbers go, the page gets about 13 first time visitors per day, which excites me. However, 'tis not the cause for my giddiness.
One of the great features of the service is it can show you what people typed in Google search engine that led them to this site. Get a load of this - I got a visitor this morning from Denver, CO that typed in to Google the following:
"Bring back Jake Plummer"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Excuse me. One second.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
If you read my real time blogging last Sunday, you'll know I was absolutely delighted at the prospect of watching this Denver QB thing unfold over the next few weeks and (hopefully) the entire off season. I predicted the second Jay Cutler went in the game that this was going to be hilarious. The moronic, lunatic fans in Denver that have been booing Jake Plummer for two years are going to get just what they wanted, and then realize how completely wrong they were all along. Its almost Greek.
And now fans from DENVER are finding this site by googling BRING BACK JAKE PLUMMER.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
So, just to make sure that all the in-laws find their way here, I submit the following phrases, intended to draw as many bitter Denver fans to this site as is humanly possible:
bring plummer back
cutler stinks
cutler's awful
rookies dont win division titles
plummer > cutler
shanahan benches afc title game quarterback
what were we thinking
cutler has never played on a winning team
6-14, 2 INT, one fumble
our entire fan base is criminally insane
current location and employment status of John Elway
There you go. Have at it, Google!
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2 comments:
New spin on advertising, kinda like the Yahoo chat bots lol, make you think it's someone wanting to chat but really advertising.
Dude, WV finished 2nd in the BE not 3rd.
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